This week, according to the Onion News Network, President Obama began holding job performance reviews with every American in an effort to improve national productivity and a UCLA study found that 70% of all praise is sarcastic. In technology news, Apple announced that the iPhone now makes phone calls.

Obama to Hold Job Performance Review with Every American

According to a report from the Onion, the President's latest financial stimulus efforts include personal advice to each citizen on work habits and belt-tightening as well as giant inspirational posters.


Obama To Hold Job Performance Review With Every American Worker

70% of All Praise is Sarcastic, According to UCLA Study

When someone says, "Good job," do they mean it? Research shows that usually, the answer is no.


Report: 70 Percent Of All Praise Sarcastic

iPhone Now Makes Phone Calls

Apple rolled out the latest iPhone feature, an alternative to texting and Twittering.